me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
i feel bad because when i see people who have kids my first thought is “wow they had sex”
(via saxist)
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
(via saxist)
My brand new dangling plug just broke into 4 pieces and I’m heart broken…can I even super glue it!? Its tooth shaped and the top part that goes in the ear isnt broken…
Oh I still have the white marble ones but that and my silver tunnels are it until I’m 0g
Headphones rule.
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
(via norma-bara)
